April 17, 2014

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Chelsea Peretti

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7:48pm
Filed under: Chelsea Peretti 
April 6, 2014

mykicks:

cuphaz:

when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is

I just teared up

March 19, 2014
GPOY

GPOY

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March 5, 2014

sugartitz:

"I THOUGHT YOU’D BEEN SVU’D!" 

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9:17pm
Filed under: Broad City ME 
March 4, 2014
"(TW: RAPE) If a woman has (the right to abortion), why shouldn’t a man be free to use his superior strength to force himself on a woman? At least the rapist’s pursuit of sexual freedom doesn’t (in most cases) result in anyone’s death."

A Republican elected official in Maine actually said this. (via albinwonderland) sexual freedom (via sade)

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February 23, 2014
Man that koala is a douche.

Man that koala is a douche.

February 22, 2014
"

Q: What was your first reaction when you heard the name “Dick Wolf?”


Ice T: A dangerous person. Wolves and dicks are dangerous.

"

Ice T is a national treasure and I won’t hear a bad word against him (via laaacrymosa)

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February 20, 2014
Hey buddy.

Hey buddy.

February 20, 2014

sade:

well this twitter searched turned out to be the treasure trove of bullshit spewed out by ignorant tools i’d hoped and imagined it would! 

OOPS i had no fucking idea that even though you’re playing at the literal highest level possible in your professional sport, it’s HARD to take you seriously because you’re wearing eyeliner. I WAS UNAWARE that being fierce + fabulous and being a badass warrior who works their ass off for their entire life to be the best at what they do and compete in a gold medal game at the god damn fucking olympics were mutually exclusive things. IT SUUUUUURE DOES say a lot about our society’s priorities when you have to tweet faux concern over some fucking blush before praising these OLYMPIC FUCKING ATHLETES (because CLEARLY some people need to be reminded) for their mind blowing skill level at a game I’m willing to bet none of these fuckwits have done more than fall on their asses attempting to play. 

so ladies, did you HEAR the man with the toilet avatar? YA LOOK SILLY. 

February 17, 2014

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11:11pm
Filed under: bob's burgers 
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