wow what the mother on how i met your mother is dan humphrey i would have never guessed you got me again gossip girl
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Just another white chick with bangs.
Go ahead.
May 13, 2013
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May 11, 2013
Daily Golden Girls: 05/11/13
Dorothy: Well, this is it! My last session with Stan and the psychiatrist. How do I look?
Blanche: Oh, fine, why?
Dorothy: It’s so hard to dress for a psychiatrist. You wear black, they think you’re depressed. You wear red, they think you’re angry.
Blanche: You wear a negligee, they think you want to sleep with them.
Dorothy: Why aren’t you arrested more?
(Source: dailygoldengirls)
May 9, 2013
Today I heard 22 by Taylor Swift for the first time and instead of, “we’ll dress up like hipsters” I thought the line was, “we’ll dress up like Hitler’s.”
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April 22, 2013
Just so I don’t ever forget
One time I was sitting by myself at a pub and when my burger came out the guy next me asked why I ordered it medium rare. When I responded that it was because that’s the way I like it cooked he said, in all seriousness, that he thought girls just liked their burgers medium rare because then it’s pink in the middle and girls like pink.
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April 22, 2013
Next time you feel down
Or overwhelmed or whatever, you should just match your bra to your mascara
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