i bet the first guy who put a safe behind a painting was like, “fucking genius.”
katy perrys new song is giving me life in this library
Chambaland - “Naughty” (Beyoncé Feat. Lil Flip vs. Nine Inch Nails)
Still not over this.
wow i had no idea i was pregnant congratulations to meeeee
I think I might be the only person in the world that thinks roller derby sounds dumb and is sick of ladies trying to talk me into it.
I’m so sad bc I don’t really like Betsey Johnson anymore ;____;
outside the US, you...
just ate a lunch that consisted almost entirely of potatoes and other starchy root vegetables and i feel WONDERFUL and so...